I've always heard the old saying, "Like taking candy from a baby," but I don't think that I have ever actually experienced it.
Something happened today that really defined the very nature of that saying. I would say it was a bad experience, but overall, it really turned out for the better.
Today was WIC day. We had our WIC appointment this morning, or at least as of Friday, I had THOUGHT that we did.
I came home Friday afternoon, to a letter in my mailbox that had rescheduled our appointment from before nap time to one that was smack dab in the middle of it.
Not only did I not have time to properly call and reschedule, but the appointment was at high noon.
I thought that I would be able to do this, so I planned all weekend for Monday.
The idea was that I would wake the kids up early, so that they would take their nap early, and at least be rested for the appointment.
I painstakingly packed the diaper bag full of juice and animal crackers, a variety of cars, and the three sets of baby leash backpacks for when they got antsy.
I broke open the new rechargeable battery that I had special ordered for the portable DVD player, charged it up, and stole one of husband's backpacks to store everything inside of.
I gathered up three of the babies favorite DVD's, and thought I was ready for a three or four hour stint at the Health Unit.
As Murphy's Law clearly states, nothing went as planned this morning. The kids did wake up early, but they just did not like going down for a nap early.
No matter what I did, I was just not on time. At 11:30, I found myself loading the van with all of our bags, and running upstairs armed with a set of diapers, wipes, and fresh clothes.
I did manage to get everyone dressed and loaded up with about 10 minutes left to spare.
I was forced to do fast food for lunch, but Wendy's was very fast and didn't even take three minutes from start to finish to get through their line.
We got to the Health Unit with a few minutes to spare, and I had time to unload the van and get the kids settled into the stroller.
Had it not been High Noon at the time, I would probably have been thinking a bit more clearly.
I'm not sure, though. The diaper bag was stuffed full and overflowing with juice, animal crackers and stuffed monkey baby leashes.
I had the backpack with the DVD player inside on my back, and it was full as well.
I found myself setting the bag with our picnic on top of the back of the stroller, which is where I am sure that it all went wrong.
If only I had thought to stash it underneath in the basket, or in the net hanging off the back.
That way it would have been concealed a bit better. I wasn't worried, though, because we had done this before and did just fine.
I never imagined that the Grinch would be working the door.
The babies were all excited to have been on a car ride, and they were equally as excited at the prospect of lunch.
There was a small chorus of "Chickie" coming from the stroller as we rolled into the first floor lobby.
That's when we were accosted by the Grinch himself. Apparently, there is some rule about no food or drinks inside the Health Unit.
However, in the many years that we have utilized the services there, I have never run into any problems with feeding my kids as needed.
After all, they are babies, and confined in a stroller. I have fed them in the middle of museums before and nobody has ever said a word about it, until now.
The security guard, actually came up to us, and confiscated the babies lunch. He took the juice bag, and the bag of animal cookies, too.
He was going to throw them away, but I gave him my name and told him he needed to place them on the table behind the receptionist desk and that I would be back down for them in a minute.
I knew I was going to be here for the long haul, so I wanted to go on upstairs, get signed in, and then we would just have our picnic outside while we waited for our names to be called and our turn to come.
The Security Guard did not like that idea and told us that we would be asked to leave if I didn't let him throw it all away.
I told him that there wasn't any problem with him leaving it on that table, as the elevator door opened, and I somehow fitted my limo inside.
Oddly enough, there were a few people sitting downstairs that were having their lunch, but they were adults and not children.
Well, needless to say, Kaiden saw his lunch going away, and immediately became very sad.
I know that I did not understand what made it okay for those folks to be eating in the lobby and not the babies, so I knew Kaiden and the other babies were super confused over the whole incident.
Poor baby Kai. He managed to hold it all inside him until we got upstairs to the sign-in desk, but then he lost it.
I waited at the desk to try and let them know where we were going to be and let them know that I needed to take the kids back downstairs and feed them.
The poor lady was on the phone, but Kaiden's howling got her attention pretty quick.
Then she realized that there were three of them, all in various states of becoming very sad, very fast.
I explained to her what had happened and how their snacks and lunch had been confiscated downstairs by the front desk security guard.
The poor lady tried to go and get it all back for them, but the guard refused to give it to even her.
Then another lady came over to see what the howling was all about, and they both decided to help us out and make our stay much shorter.
We were taken into a room where the lady gave my tiny trio juice and crackers from the secret stash inside the cupboard.
The ladies were all so very sweet and kind to us. She even made sure that our next appointment was scheduled AFTER nap time and lunch time so that this did not happen again.
What I had thought was going to be a 3 or 4 hour appointment magically turned into less than an hour, and I had the mean Grinch-like security guard to thank for it.
He was gone when we passed by the receptionist's desk to pick up the babies snacks and lunch.
I was going to thank him, too. I never would have imagined that his taking the babies food and juice away from them would result in us actually getting a shortened visit that day.
But, I am learning that everything really does happen for a reason.
He may have shown me what that old saying, "Like taking candy from a baby" really is like, but that man also helped me understand that everything happens for a reason.
We really found that silver lining today in that our appointment was expedited and shortened because of the incident.
So I suppose you could say that the Grinch who took our lunch inadvertently made our day better!