Bregon Turns 14

Posted by Vulnadia on Nov 26, 2008 at 03:04 PM It finally happened. Bregon has turned fourteen and somewhere inside him, that teen-aged switch has been flipped signaling that he now knows EVERYTHING! I can't believe it happened to my child, but yet somehow it has. He suddenly knows so much better than I do on EVERY subject matter. It ranges from everything from parenting on down to matters of the microwave and cooking. Suddenly, he is the afficianado that everyone aspires to be, smarter and much more knowledgeable than the average 8-ball, even! Now, if I can just get him to become as agreeable as that 8-ball, we will be in business. I mean, at least it can make decisions faster! Seriously, who knew that the world was going to end if I went and got the babies and brought them downstairs thirty minutes earlier than usual? Then god forbid that I decide to feed the kids pop-tarts instead of waffles, juice in place of milk! Bregon seems to know a better way to do just about everything, too, from channel surfing, to driving, even! Oh please tell me we aren't to driving yet! I don't think I can handle that just now! I haven't even mastered the wrangling o this new attitude!