What's YOUR "Grossest Moment As A Parent?"

Posted by Vulnadia on May 19, 2010 at 07:48 AM We're the Mommies. We've probably seen it all...no really, we have. So, what's your grossest moment as a parent? Here are some other testimonies that Moms are sharing original My Grossest Moment as a Parent by Vulnadia on May 19, 2010 at 11:58 PM had a moment earlier...i ran out of diapers last night so i decided to tell the boys that they would have to wear big boy pants today in hopes of potty training sticking this time... well, my communicating-less wonder actually figured it out partways, & ran to the potty...only he got soo excited & was soo proud of himself, he forgot to check to ensure his baby boy parts were all the way in the potty &pointed DOWN...i had beenkneeling in front of him having just helped him pull down everything & get situated... i have super mommie reflexes & barely dodged the stream...he has a heck of an aim!!! & it came with lagniappe...he figured out both stages all at the same time... not as gross as it could be, but ironic given this thread!!! nothing surprises me anymore though, he is the puking king too...one of his superpowers is the ability to have a reflux episode at family gatherings,usually major holidays-he power puked all over the dining room table christmas eve all over my inlaws...then promptly went for gold by passing out from it all so everyone felt sorry for him... & that's just one kid, one tiny little episode or 2... ~Mimi